Vidjannan is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, vain hyena.

Vidjannan created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidjannan, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vidjannan, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Vidjannan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Vidjannan's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vidjannan.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. You must pray to Vidjannan nine times a day.

5. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.