Yarpfabtail is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthinking hippopotamus.

Yarpfabtail created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Yarpfabtail, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yarpfabtail, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Yarpfabtail's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Yarpfabtail's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not hurt eagles.