Pinjadsogpaksidkongep is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, contented narwhal.

Pinjadsogpaksidkongep created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinjadsogpaksidkongep, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pinjadsogpaksidkongep, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Pinjadsogpaksidkongep's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Pinjadsogpaksidkongep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not speak about garlic.

3. Never feed spinach to snails while wearing green rings.

4. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Pinjadsogpaksidkongep must be the most important thing in your life.