Nelbarnmet is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, smart salamander.

Nelbarnmet created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nelbarnmet, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nelbarnmet, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Nelbarnmet's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Nelbarnmet's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never hurt ants.

3. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Nelbarnmet in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near snakes while wearing magenta kilts and balancing eight carbon spheres on your hands.

5. Do not chop down trees.