Flytencut is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, almighty human.

Flytencut created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flytencut, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flytencut, it will destroy your home planet.

Flytencut's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Flytencut's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never mention geese.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never feed spinach to badgers while wearing kilts.