Sterhunfet is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, cheerful narwhal.

Sterhunfet created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterhunfet, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sterhunfet, it will throw large rocks at you.

Sterhunfet's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Sterhunfet's Holy Commandments

1. Sterhunfet loves swans, so they must be respected.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not hurt shrews.

5. Never feed lots of parsnips to dolphins while wearing cyan jumpers.