Futcudfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unthinking manatee.

Futcudfeb created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Futcudfeb, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Futcudfeb, he will think nothing of it.

Futcudfeb's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Futcudfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Respect your elders.