Danartstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, boastful human.

Danartstrag created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Danartstrag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Danartstrag, he will try to impress you with trees.

Danartstrag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Danartstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not take Danartstrag's name in vain.

5. Put Danartstrag first in all things.