Bisslitmis is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-confident cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bisslitmis created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bisslitmis, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bisslitmis, she will destroy your favourite star.

Bisslitmis' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bisslitmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. You must love Bisslitmis.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Feed all hungry great tits.

5. Never think about special relativity.