Hencadcit is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-powerful alligator.

Hencadcit created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Hencadcit, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hencadcit, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hencadcit's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Hencadcit's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never wear violet shirts.

3. Never feed spinach to doves while wearing dresses.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Fast once a month.