Mishunfom is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, vain aardvark.

Mishunfom created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mishunfom, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mishunfom, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Mishunfom's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Mishunfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always treat dogs with great respect.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Feed all hungry hamsters.

5. Never look at planets.