Biddabton is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, narcissistic goose.

Biddabton created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Biddabton, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Biddabton, it will cry a lot.

Biddabton's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Biddabton's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not take Biddabton's name in vain.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. Hide if five badgers approach from the south.