Fombifnabvedfedwipomtciss Dabnellpomkadganmutmissag is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omniscient cobra.

Fombifnabvedfedwipomtciss Dabnellpomkadganmutmissag created the cosmos eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fombifnabvedfedwipomtciss Dabnellpomkadganmutmissag, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fombifnabvedfedwipomtciss Dabnellpomkadganmutmissag, she will be very sad.

Fombifnabvedfedwipomtciss Dabnellpomkadganmutmissag's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Fombifnabvedfedwipomtciss Dabnellpomkadganmutmissag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Fombifnabvedfedwipomtciss Dabnellpomkadganmutmissag loves snakes, so they must be honoured.