Bundudhub Flanhivtan is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, contented beaver.

Bundudhub Flanhivtan created a top quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bundudhub Flanhivtan, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bundudhub Flanhivtan, it will turn you into a worm.

Bundudhub Flanhivtan's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Bundudhub Flanhivtan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Run away if seven cats approach from the south.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not listen to music.