Flapnellten is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, effective dugong.

Flapnellten created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flapnellten, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flapnellten, it will turn you into a mouse.

Flapnellten's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Flapnellten's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flapnellten.

2. You must never eat spinach.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flapnellten.

5. Run away from yellow nematodes, for they are unholy.