Tarkableg is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, weak dragonfly.

Tarkableg created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tarkableg, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Tarkableg, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Tarkableg's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Tarkableg's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Hide if seven badgers approach from the north.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near hamsters while wearing fawn shoes and balancing six lead spheres on your chest.

4. Do not keep four seals in a large pit.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.