Wegnelcan is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciful hare.

Wegnelcan created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wegnelcan, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wegnelcan, he will turn you into a puffin.

Wegnelcan's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Wegnelcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never wear purple tights.

3. Run away from black frogs, for they are unholy.

4. Do not kill aardvarks.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wegnelcan.