Fadgenbit is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, temperamental
faun.
Fadgenbit created the world five million years ago.
If you believe in
Fadgenbit, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Fadgenbit, she will turn you into a hamster.
Fadgenbit's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.
Fadgenbit's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured sharks.
2. Never think about special relativity near badgers while wearing fawn rings and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your back.
3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Always help otters in need.
5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Fadgenbit on top of all buildings.