Dagyartstan is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful deer.

Dagyartstan created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagyartstan, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dagyartstan, she will turn you into a mouse.

Dagyartstan's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Dagyartstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not hurt swans.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.