Fobbidhon is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, unthoughtful penguin.

Fobbidhon created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobbidhon, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fobbidhon, he will curse you with boils.

Fobbidhon's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Fobbidhon's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always obey Fobbidhon's priests.

3. Never think about special relativity near dogs while wearing green shirts and balancing five zinc spheres on your arms.

4. Do not keep three rats in a large pit.

5. Never look in ponds.
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