Gudyikhot is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful cat.

Gudyikhot created the cosmos nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudyikhot, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gudyikhot, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gudyikhot's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Gudyikhot's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat nuts.

2. Never feed peanuts to dolphins while wearing white coats.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always help sick frogs.