Larnmigfud is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonest hamster.

Larnmigfud created a strange quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Larnmigfud, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Larnmigfud, he will make you grow a tail.

Larnmigfud's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Larnmigfud's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never chant near tortoises.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.