Guptettilap is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, weak narwhal.

Guptettilap created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Guptettilap, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Guptettilap, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Guptettilap's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Guptettilap's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tortoises.

2. Put Guptettilap first in all things.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Guptettilap must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.