Habyattcet is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, two-faced
goat.
Habyattcet created a charm quark three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Habyattcet, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Habyattcet, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Habyattcet's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Habyattcet's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Never talk about dark matter.
3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Never think about planets.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Habyattcet.