Watflisgilban is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unjust frog.

Watflisgilban created the cosmos six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Watflisgilban, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Watflisgilban, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Watflisgilban's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Watflisgilban's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about archaea.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Hide if seven frogs approach from the north.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.