Motcebflabbumruttgidgatsin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, weak finch.

Motcebflabbumruttgidgatsin created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motcebflabbumruttgidgatsin, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Motcebflabbumruttgidgatsin, it will try to impress you with trees.

Motcebflabbumruttgidgatsin's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Motcebflabbumruttgidgatsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

2. Retreat if seven tapirs approach from the north.

3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

4. Do not hurt gulls.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.