Shavhunveg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unselfish hare.

Shavhunveg created carbon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Shavhunveg, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Shavhunveg, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Shavhunveg's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Shavhunveg's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.