Vilceddun is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, wise chicken.

Vilceddun created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilceddun, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vilceddun, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Vilceddun's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Vilceddun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Vilceddun loves goats, so they must be respected.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

4. You must pray to Vilceddun eight times a day.

5. Do not keep three sheep in a large pit.