Laggedjab is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, caring giraffe.

Laggedjab created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Laggedjab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Laggedjab, it will turn you into a mole.

Laggedjab's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Laggedjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Do not drink alcohol.