Watvadtan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, uncaring aardvark.

Watvadtan created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Watvadtan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Watvadtan, it will strike you with lightening.

Watvadtan's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Watvadtan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never talk about foxes.

3. Retreat if nine manatees approach from the east.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never mention goats.