Watvadtan is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, uncaring
aardvark.
Watvadtan created a strange quark two years ago.
If you believe in
Watvadtan, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Watvadtan, it will strike you with lightening.
Watvadtan's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.
Watvadtan's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about stars.
2. Never talk about foxes.
3. Retreat if nine manatees approach from the east.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Never mention goats.