Cidartfly is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, quiet naga.

Cidartfly created the planet Earth three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidartfly, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cidartfly, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cidartfly's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Cidartfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never paint your arms purple.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Feed all hungry geese.

5. Do not make images of living things.
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