Lathugbabbab is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, self-confident hippopotamus.

Lathugbabbab created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Lathugbabbab, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lathugbabbab, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Lathugbabbab's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Lathugbabbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Run away from cyan eagles, for they are unholy.