Quarthugril is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, witty mouse.

Quarthugril created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Quarthugril, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quarthugril, she will turn you into a goat.

Quarthugril's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Quarthugril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Quarthugril's name in vain.

2. Never hurt grasshopers.

3. Always help snakes.

4. Worship no other gods but Quarthugril.

5. Retreat if eight squirrels approach from the west.