Zimxucbiflag is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, ruthless hippopotamus.

Zimxucbiflag created a photon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimxucbiflag, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zimxucbiflag, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Zimxucbiflag's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Zimxucbiflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands magenta.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Zimxucbiflag in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never pour water over plants.