Waddotster Teenstafveen is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unfair naga.

Waddotster Teenstafveen created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Waddotster Teenstafveen, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Waddotster Teenstafveen, it will manifest in front of you.

Waddotster Teenstafveen's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Waddotster Teenstafveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. You must pray to Waddotster Teenstafveen seven times a day.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.