Butbastpib Botgundob is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humane unicorn.

Butbastpib Botgundob created a top quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butbastpib Botgundob, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Butbastpib Botgundob, he will think nothing of it.

Butbastpib Botgundob's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Butbastpib Botgundob's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta aardvarks for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.