Rawbagflat is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, astonishing penguin.

Rawbagflat created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawbagflat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rawbagflat, it will turn you into a plant.

Rawbagflat's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Rawbagflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not take Rawbagflat's name in vain.

5. Never eat bananas.