Dissbudbap is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, vain wolf.

Dissbudbap created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Dissbudbap, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dissbudbap, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dissbudbap's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Dissbudbap's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are not to be trusted.

2. Do not kill rats.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always treat swans with great respect.

5. Never talk about manatees.