Nillsomflig Tettidadnakzagbegneg is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, charitable warg.

Nillsomflig Tettidadnakzagbegneg created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nillsomflig Tettidadnakzagbegneg, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nillsomflig Tettidadnakzagbegneg, it will turn you into a duck.

Nillsomflig Tettidadnakzagbegneg's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Nillsomflig Tettidadnakzagbegneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never mention birds.