Lensan is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, benevolent fox.

Lensan created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Lensan, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lensan, he will turn you into a puffin.

Lensan's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Lensan's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

2. You must pray to Lensan five times a day.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Do not dye your hair green.