Flisnegbanyakjenlam is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, smart jackal.

Flisnegbanyakjenlam created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisnegbanyakjenlam, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flisnegbanyakjenlam, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Flisnegbanyakjenlam's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Flisnegbanyakjenlam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near snails while wearing blue trousers.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Never write about planets.