Wonveghig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, annoying fly.

Wonveghig created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonveghig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wonveghig, it will turn you into a puffin.

Wonveghig's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Wonveghig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Put Wonveghig first in all things.

5. Do not covet oxen.