Hinbonfitfityattnak is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, clever chicken.

Hinbonfitfityattnak created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinbonfitfityattnak, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hinbonfitfityattnak, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hinbonfitfityattnak's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Hinbonfitfityattnak's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Run away if three foxes approach from the south.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.