Yimxengig is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unselfish camel.

Yimxengig created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimxengig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yimxengig, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yimxengig's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Yimxengig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not take Yimxengig's name in vain.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never hurt cats.