Xucxinmap is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, cheerful skunk.

Xucxinmap created a charm quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucxinmap, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Xucxinmap, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Xucxinmap's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Xucxinmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Never feed lots of onions to geese while wearing blue shoes.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xucxinmap.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.