Hakbastsid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm squid.

Hakbastsid created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hakbastsid, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hakbastsid, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hakbastsid's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Hakbastsid's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hakbastsid.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.