Mancunsag is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, staggering fox.

Mancunsag created a bottom quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mancunsag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mancunsag, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Mancunsag's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Mancunsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. You must love Mancunsag.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Mancunsag loves doves, so they must be honoured.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.