Davcatquag is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, happy jackal.

Davcatquag created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davcatquag, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Davcatquag, it will think nothing of it.

Davcatquag's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Davcatquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Hide if four goats approach from the west.

5. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Davcatquag in the centre of the settlement.