Stikdotvan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthoughtful warg.

Stikdotvan created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikdotvan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stikdotvan, it will turn you into a dog.

Stikdotvan's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Stikdotvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Never sprint in the presence of moths.

4. Run away if seven capybaras approach from the east.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.