Limdavgub is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, duplicitous cow.

Limdavgub created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limdavgub, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Limdavgub, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Limdavgub's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Limdavgub's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never think about quantum gravity.

3. Do not speak about turnips.

4. Never talk about eagles.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.